- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
When people kiss in the middle of the hallways:
(Source: musicismyhero)
- person: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
- me: are you making fun of me
(Source: unpossibly, via hxcbamf)
Trying to converse with adults:
- Me: Hi.
- Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
